Saturday, September 14, 2013

Sweet Baby Santa Claus! Look at the wonderful shopping gifts and goodies you can get

There's a website called Amazon.com, and they sell everything but humans, it seems.  And live animals it seems.

You can't buy an live elephant there, sadly.

But you can buy books, and cameras and jewelry and coffins, and perfume and milk and...

Buy! Buy!

Buy some animal toys!

Buy a Buick metal key chain!

Buy a coffin cake pan!

Life is so short, it's so sad that there's so much to buy.

But buy it anyway!

Sunday, September 8, 2013

It's ANOTHER SEASON FOR MAGICAL BABY JESUS SANTA CHRISTMAS!

YES, SUMMER'S NOT OVER BUT IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR SANTA TO VISIT...AGAIN!

THINK OF AL THE GREAT PRESENTS HE WILL BRING!

SMART WATCHES!

SMART PHONES!

SMART CLOTHES!

SO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!