Friday, December 28, 2012

AND YOU CAN BUY OTHER THINGS BESIDES NOSE RINGS FOR RUDOLPH!

You can buy a Canon PowerShot SX50!
YOU CAN BUY AN OLYMPUS TG320!

That will make you take pictures until you're silly!


Magical POST CHRISTMAS SALES! JESUS AND SANTA WOULD LOVE IT!

REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!

GREAT CLOTHING!

SMARTPHONES!

PET JEWELRY!

BED-TIME NOVELTIES!

ALL FOR YOU!

GET THOSE CARDS AND SANTA-THEMED NIPPLE RINGS FOR 1/2 OFF!

JESUS WANTS YOU TO PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS - REASON FOR THE SEASON!

SO GET TO THE MALL TODAY!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The MOST CHRISTMASY TIME OF THE YEAR!

Get ready for Christmas, and buy EVERYTHING.

Buy ham.

Buy CoCo Fruity Pebbles.  Make a necklace with them.

BUY CAMERAS! DIGITAL CAMERAS!

AND WATCHES!

Put them under the Baby Jesus manger so the animals will have things to eat!

Put them under the tree!

Swarovski Crystal!  Crystal Vodka! Macy's TRUMP line!

Birth Certificate for Jesus!

Buy it ALL AND PUT IT UNDER THE TREE!

BIG BIG BIG CHRISTMAS SALES!

GET THEM NOW!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

It's that Santa Claus EVERYTHING ON SALE time of year!

It's buy one get one free! Really LOW PRICES! Buy your new gadget!  Buy your watch!  Santa Claus put X in Xmas! This time only!

EVERYTHING MUST BE SOLD!

Friday, December 7, 2012

MANY GREAT THINGS TO BUY FOR CHRISTMAS

SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! A FIFTH OF JOHNNIE WALKER! PENCILS! RAZOR BLADES! KILLER COLOGNE!!!!

CARTIER!  COACH!  NIEMEN MARCUS! DIETRICH MARCUSE!

SANTA, AND.....




BABY.....


JESUS!

IT'S THE BABY JESUS TIME OF YEAR!

Christmas Jesus Baby!  Macy's parade sale Wal-Mart Christ Baby Jesus sales! Now!

But Christmas Jesus Bible sale wardrobe now pay later!
Christmas! Santa! Baby Jesus!