tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35667119611273434992023-11-15T06:04:34.135-08:00CHRISTMASTIME MAGICAL CHRISTMAS BABY JESUS SANTA!Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-37760921505588121032016-12-04T11:43:00.003-08:002016-12-04T11:43:42.176-08:00IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BUYING STUFF!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
You've got to buy a new broom!<br />
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And a Budweiser!<br />
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How about a football shaped humidor?<br />
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So many things you can buy, it's just silly.<br />
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Why, <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=vomit+for+sale&oq=vomit+for+sale&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2845j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=vomit+for+sale&tbm=shop">just on the subject of vomit, there's a cornucopia of things for sale</a>!<br />
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It's the time of year to buy things, so get out there and make that economy be your servant!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-33572799909112707082016-09-02T11:05:00.001-07:002016-09-02T11:05:37.968-07:00BABY JESUS AND DONALD TRUMP!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
BABY JESUS LOVES DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY, AND CAN BUY BABY JESUS ANYTHING BABY JESUS WANTS, INCLUDING TRUMP BRANDED SWADDLING CLOTHES!<br />
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BUY THEM!<br />
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BUY ALL TCHOCHKES!<br />
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JUST OPEN UP THAT WALLET!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-21873943490500410112015-12-05T07:20:00.002-08:002015-12-05T07:20:11.057-08:00DON'T WAGE THAT WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Buy clothes from Macy's!!!!!<br />
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Buy duck!<br />
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Buy <a href="https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=christmas+lights&tbm=shop">CHRISTMAS LIGHTS</a>!<br />
<a href="https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#tbm=shop&q=DEAD+FISH+FOR+SALE"><br /></a>
<a href="https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#tbm=shop&q=DEAD+FISH+FOR+SALE">BUY DEAD FISH THEMED TCHOTCHKES</a>!!!!!<br />
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You can buy it ALL!!!!<br />
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THE BABY JESUS WOULDN'T WANT IT <u>ANY</u> OTHER WAY!!!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-82109065583261980412013-12-14T12:17:00.001-08:002013-12-14T12:17:19.276-08:00SANTA BABY JESUS WANTS YOU TO GIVE THE GIFT OF NORTH KOREA THIS YEAR!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I'm not talking about those "<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/north+korea+gifts">What happens in North Korea <i>stays</i> in North Korea</a>!" t-shirts you've come to know and love.</div>
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I'm not talking about Kim Jong Il's "<a href="http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2011/12/24/kims-last-gift-north-korea-loads-fish.html">So long and say 'Thanks for all the fish!'</a>" gift.</div>
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No, I'm talking <a href="http://dprk.xopie.com/tags/index">schlocky tchotchkes - and movies! - from the DPRK itself</a>! </div>
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On the other hand, <a href="http://unbouncepages.com/nk-news-calendar/">you <i>can get</i> North Korean-safe products</a> - products in which no North Koreans were harmed in the manufacture of the product.</div>
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Santa Claus of course, likes to dress in red, so either way, I'm sure he wouldn't mind...</div>
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Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-87497839427733624802013-09-14T06:40:00.001-07:002013-09-14T06:40:44.799-07:00Sweet Baby Santa Claus! Look at the wonderful shopping gifts and goodies you can get<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
There's a website called <a href="http://amazon.com/">Amazon.com</a>, and they sell everything but humans, it seems. And live animals it seems.<br />
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You can't buy an live elephant there, sadly.<br />
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But you can buy books, and cameras and jewelry and coffins, and perfume and milk and...<br />
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Buy! Buy!<br />
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Buy some <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Learning-Resources-Jumbo-Jungle-Animals/dp/B000EG8IEK/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1379165808&sr=8-4&keywords=animals">animal toy</a>s!<br />
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Buy a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Buick-Metal-Chain-Keyring-Silver/dp/B0044C2G0C/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1379165914&sr=8-2&keywords=Buick">Buick metal key chain</a>!<br />
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Buy a <b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Coffin-Mini-Nonstick-Cake/dp/B004WQPQFM/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1379165965&sr=8-6&keywords=coffin">coffin cake pan</a>!</b><br />
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Life is so short, it's so sad that there's so much to buy.<br />
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But buy it anyway!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-8037242993917238862013-09-08T08:13:00.000-07:002013-09-08T08:14:12.051-07:00It's ANOTHER SEASON FOR MAGICAL BABY JESUS SANTA CHRISTMAS!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
YES, SUMMER'S NOT OVER BUT IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR <span style="color: #38761d; font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>SANTA</b></span> TO VISIT...AGAIN!<br />
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THINK OF AL THE <span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b>GREAT PRESENTS</b></span> HE WILL BRING!<br />
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SMART WATCHES!<br />
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SMART PHONES!<br />
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SMART CLOTHES!<br />
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SO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-14180233374070397932012-12-28T08:21:00.000-08:002012-12-28T08:21:10.690-08:00AND YOU CAN BUY OTHER THINGS BESIDES NOSE RINGS FOR RUDOLPH!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
You can buy a Canon PowerShot SX50!<br />
YOU CAN BUY AN OLYMPUS TG320!<br />
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That will make you take pictures until you're silly!<br />
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Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-75144519310459252872012-12-28T08:16:00.000-08:002012-12-28T08:16:34.035-08:00Magical POST CHRISTMAS SALES! JESUS AND SANTA WOULD LOVE IT!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!<br />
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GREAT CLOTHING!<br />
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SMARTPHONES!<br />
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PET JEWELRY!<br />
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BED-TIME NOVELTIES!<br />
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ALL FOR YOU!<br />
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GET THOSE CARDS AND SANTA-THEMED NIPPLE RINGS FOR 1/2 OFF!<br />
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JESUS WANTS YOU TO PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS - REASON FOR THE SEASON!<br />
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SO GET TO THE MALL TODAY!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-56773484553627935902012-12-12T13:04:00.000-08:002012-12-12T13:04:58.966-08:00The MOST CHRISTMASY TIME OF THE YEAR!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Get ready for Christmas, and buy EVERYTHING.<br />
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Buy ham.<br />
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Buy CoCo Fruity Pebbles. Make a necklace with them.<br />
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BUY CAMERAS! DIGITAL CAMERAS!<br />
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AND WATCHES! <br />
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Put them under the Baby Jesus manger so the animals will have things to eat!<br />
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Put them under the tree!<br />
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Swarovski Crystal! Crystal Vodka! Macy's TRUMP line!<br />
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Birth Certificate for Jesus!<br />
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Buy it ALL AND PUT IT UNDER THE TREE!<br />
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BIG BIG BIG CHRISTMAS SALES!<br />
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GET THEM NOW!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-49635347534500933982012-12-11T05:39:00.001-08:002012-12-11T05:39:44.293-08:00It's that Santa Claus EVERYTHING ON SALE time of year!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It's buy one get one free! Really LOW PRICES! Buy your new gadget! Buy your watch! Santa Claus put X in Xmas! This time only!<br />
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EVERYTHING MUST BE SOLD!</div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-90345537260137286092012-12-07T09:22:00.000-08:002012-12-07T09:22:05.992-08:00MANY GREAT THINGS TO BUY FOR CHRISTMAS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE! A FIFTH OF JOHNNIE WALKER! PENCILS! RAZOR BLADES! KILLER COLOGNE!!!!<br />
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CARTIER! COACH! NIEMEN MARCUS! DIETRICH MARCUSE!<br />
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SANTA, AND.....<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #38761d;">BABY.....</span></span><br />
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<u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000;">JESUS!</span></span></b></u></div>
Mumon Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01116967568502451788noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3566711961127343499.post-77087155696608520012012-12-07T07:30:00.002-08:002012-12-07T07:30:43.998-08:00IT'S THE BABY JESUS TIME OF YEAR! <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Christmas Jesus Baby! Macy's parade sale Wal-Mart Christ Baby Jesus sales! Now!<br />
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But Christmas Jesus Bible sale wardrobe now pay later!<br />
Christmas! Santa! Baby Jesus!</div>
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