The MOST CHRISTMASY TIME OF THE YEAR!

Get ready for Christmas, and buy EVERYTHING.

Buy ham.

Buy CoCo Fruity Pebbles.  Make a necklace with them.

BUY CAMERAS! DIGITAL CAMERAS!

AND WATCHES!

Put them under the Baby Jesus manger so the animals will have things to eat!

Put them under the tree!

Swarovski Crystal!  Crystal Vodka! Macy's TRUMP line!

Birth Certificate for Jesus!

Buy it ALL AND PUT IT UNDER THE TREE!

BIG BIG BIG CHRISTMAS SALES!

GET THEM NOW!