Magical POST CHRISTMAS SALES! JESUS AND SANTA WOULD LOVE IT!

REMEMBER, EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!

GREAT CLOTHING!

SMARTPHONES!

PET JEWELRY!

BED-TIME NOVELTIES!

ALL FOR YOU!

GET THOSE CARDS AND SANTA-THEMED NIPPLE RINGS FOR 1/2 OFF!

JESUS WANTS YOU TO PUT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS - REASON FOR THE SEASON!

SO GET TO THE MALL TODAY!