I'm not talking about those "What happens in North Korea stays in North Korea!" t-shirts you've come to know and love.
I'm not talking about Kim Jong Il's "So long and say 'Thanks for all the fish!'" gift.
No, I'm talking schlocky tchotchkes - and movies! - from the DPRK itself!
On the other hand, you can get North Korean-safe products - products in which no North Koreans were harmed in the manufacture of the product.
Santa Claus of course, likes to dress in red, so either way, I'm sure he wouldn't mind...
