IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BUYING STUFF!

You've got to buy a new broom!

And a Budweiser!

How about a football shaped humidor?

So many things you can buy, it's just silly.

Why, just on the subject of vomit, there's a cornucopia of things for sale!

It's the time of year to buy things, so get out there and make that economy be your servant!

BABY JESUS AND DONALD TRUMP!

BABY JESUS LOVES DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY, AND CAN BUY BABY JESUS ANYTHING BABY JESUS WANTS, INCLUDING TRUMP BRANDED SWADDLING CLOTHES!

BUY THEM!

BUY  ALL TCHOCHKES!

JUST OPEN UP THAT WALLET!

DON'T WAGE THAT WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!! BUY BUY BUY BUY

Buy clothes from Macy's!!!!!

Buy duck!

Buy CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!

BUY DEAD FISH THEMED TCHOTCHKES!!!!!

You can buy it ALL!!!!

THE BABY JESUS WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!

SANTA BABY JESUS WANTS YOU TO GIVE THE GIFT OF NORTH KOREA THIS YEAR!

I'm not talking about those "What happens in North Korea stays in North Korea!" t-shirts you've come to know and love.

I'm not talking about Kim Jong Il's "So long and say 'Thanks for all the fish!'" gift.

No, I'm talking schlocky tchotchkes - and movies! - from the DPRK itself!  

On the other hand, you can get  North Korean-safe products - products in which no North Koreans were harmed in the manufacture of the product.

Santa Claus of course, likes to dress in red, so either way, I'm sure he wouldn't mind...

Sweet Baby Santa Claus! Look at the wonderful shopping gifts and goodies you can get

There's a website called Amazon.com, and they sell everything but humans, it seems.  And live animals it seems.

You can't buy an live elephant there, sadly.

But you can buy books, and cameras and jewelry and coffins, and perfume and milk and...

Buy! Buy!

Buy some animal toys!

Buy a Buick metal key chain!

Buy a coffin cake pan!

Life is so short, it's so sad that there's so much to buy.

But buy it anyway!

It's ANOTHER SEASON FOR MAGICAL BABY JESUS SANTA CHRISTMAS!

YES, SUMMER'S NOT OVER BUT IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR SANTA TO VISIT...AGAIN!

THINK OF AL THE GREAT PRESENTS HE WILL BRING!

SMART WATCHES!

SMART PHONES!

SMART CLOTHES!

SO BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

AND YOU CAN BUY OTHER THINGS BESIDES NOSE RINGS FOR RUDOLPH!

You can buy a Canon PowerShot SX50!
YOU CAN BUY AN OLYMPUS TG320!

That will make you take pictures until you're silly!